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“Now paint me like one of your French girls and give me treats.”
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“Maybe if I lie really still my feline sibling will not see me and I will avoid being punished for stealing her food.”
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When your pawrents are too cheap to buy you a heated mat you make do with the sidewalk…
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Pawdorable
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“Erm, hello, we have called to inquire as to whether you have purchased lost dog toy insurance?”
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Part dining table, part watch tower.
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Sleepy boops
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“I am glam, I am fabulous, I am all that glitters.”
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Weeeeeeeeee
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“Er, excshuse me, can you press floor 5 fur me?”
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Exhibit A - the collection of expensive toys that lasted less than a day
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One day you wake up and your dog has learned how to use Claude Code to order endless treats from your Amazon account.
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Maybe she has finally found true happiness in there…
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I do not usually beg for treats, but come on hooman, it has been 10 minutes since you bestowed upon me that deliciousness, I need more!
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They see me rolling, they hatin’...
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Satisfaction
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The beast of the knitted nightmare has awoken.
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“Come on Steve, the Poodle down the block invited me to a party and if I don’t go I’ll look lame in front of all the other dogs.”
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Dog children are like sponges…
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“Did someone say park?”
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“I’ve been sat here for two hours waiting for my dinner, this will be reflected in my Yelp review”
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When you thought life would be a bed of roses pawrenting a Bull Terrier.
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“Excshuse me hooman, but have you not heard that it is time to feed me?”
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